This morning I managed to persuade the Nelson Warehouse to track down and inter-store order a crayfish cooker so I can move to BIAB. Apparently Lyall Bay store has them, and can be persuaded to part with them, and the special price of $60 still applies.
To celebrate, I went home to casually put together another malt extract brew to fill a few hours. Who knows, I might not be doing a ME brew for a while.
My first problem was when I let the wort boil over, I didn't expect such a violent reaction adding the hops to the boil at the same time the malt extract reached boiling. Despite stirring constantly, and lifting the pot as soon as I realised I was in trouble, the long-anticipated but always avoided disaster was upon me.
Struggling with an 8-litre pot was one reason to get hold of the crayfish cooker...
Anyways, not too much over-flowed, and the burning smoke in the air wasn't too bad. I used jandals to move around the sticky kitchen lino, and kicked them off when I needed to walk on the carpet.
About 20minutes later, after swapping between stirring and sterilising the barrel, I realised I was getting a horrible scraping/sticking on the bottom of the pot when I stirred. Shit. The thin-ness of the 8l pot, combined with 6 pounds of extract in 4.5l of water, meant my fear of burning on the bottom had finally happened. This was *really* turning into a bad brew. Not wanting to pollute the whole thing with more burnt taste than it already had, I aborted the boil. I was brewing an Alt-style beer, with no aroma hops required, and had hopped to the top of the suggested range, so not too much harm done by shortening the boil.
In straining into the barrel, I broke my sieve. More mess on the floor, some gunk in the fermenter, but not too bad.
I then realised the pan wasn't burnt, but some grains had been left in the boil. I could have done the full boil after all. Oh well. Not too bad.
Next, I proceeded with my intention to - for the first time - "Kraeusen" the beer. The idea of using un-fermented wort for in-bottle carbonation, instead of adding sugar to the bottles... Cool! Took the SG reading, did the calculation... 1.5. Took 1.5 litres of wort as the gyle.
And then realised I had put it in a container that only looked identical to the one that I sterilised.
And then realised that it should have been 1.5 quarts, not litres.
Here's hoping this one turns into a classic, I'd love to go through this each time. On reflection, the only really bad bit was the 2hours it took me to clean the cooker and kitchen floor :)
Guess these are the traps for young players?