Why does commercial beer suck arse?

[Vincent Hine]

Went to an exibition opening at a friends gallery last night, they were giving away Tiger for free. I felt a strong compulsion to complain about how shit the beer was. Why do people drink this flavourless horrible shite? It's bad when you get given a beer for free and still feel like you've been ripped off!

[Hugh Grierson]

Because Mincent my friend and ex K F C model, its not about the beer for the Duopoly, its Brands That Sell. So you can take any brand, and brew it anywhere no matter how shit it tastes.
You know, euro beers from Kyber Pass, Indian Beer from Thailand, Monteiths from South Auckland.......
And if you dont spend much money on the hops and malt, you can afford to give it to obscure art dos.
That I didnt get invited to.