OK, I can just imagine the intense rolling of eyes that's going to go on when you guys read yet another stupid, stupid newbie question, but I'm going to stick my head in the lion's mouth anyway... Do I really need to prime my beer?
I'm aiming for an English-style bitter, and my experience of these out of UK hand pulled pumps is that, whilst not flat as a pancake, they don't have much more than a little bit of a 'sparkle'. Which makes me wonder whether, for this style of beer, I actually need to go to the trouble of putting a bit of something fermentable in each bottle. If I bottle at just off the predicted FG, won't the stuff just naturally condition anyway?
I tried this approach with brew no. 1, but the stuff didn't seem to do much in the bottle as I had no idea what the gravity of anything was (I know, d'oh). Now I have a brand new shiny hydrometer and testing cylinder for brew number 2, I'm in a bit more control of the thing and fairly keen to test my theory.
Right, I'm going to go and hide in a corner and wait now...